Our father who art in Chicago. Hockey be thy name. Thy will be done. The series be won. On ice, as well as in the stands. Give us this day our hockey sticks and forgive us our penalties, as we forgive those who cross-check against us, Lead us not into elimination. But deliver us to victory. In the name of the fans, Lord Stanley, and the Chicago Blackhawks. Amen.
HONESTLY, HOW DO YOU NOT THINK HE’S GORGEOUS?!?!?
PREACH!